What Do You Do With A Playful Otter

By Stephen "The Forester"

Updated : August, 2001

What do you do with a playful OTTER (3x)

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	Earlye in the morning
	Say WEZZOWS, and hope 'e hears it
	Say WEZZOWS, and hope 'e hears it
	Say WEZZOWS, and hope 'e hears it
	Earlye in the morning

Feed 'em chocolate, to keep 'em happy (3x)

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Give 'em some mead, when 'e ready (3x)

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Wrap him in a kilt, and matching sporan (3x)
or ( for the Wenches ;> )
Wrap him in a kilt, Ooo it's windy! (3x)

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Check/Lift his kilt, is he Scottish (3x)

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Strap her in a bodice, pull it tighter (3x)

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Ooo look, Ive lost two sizes (3x)

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Find the Cardinal, and get his blessings (3x)

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Join the Wench guild, and show some cleavage (3x)

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Joins the Rogues guild, and play with lasses (3x)

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That's what we'll do with a playful otter,(3x)

Earlye in the morning!