What Do You Do With A Playful Otter
By Stephen "The Forester" Updated : August, 2001


Sung to the music of "What do you do with a drunken sailor"

What do you do with a playful OTTER (3x)

Chorus: 
Earlye in the morning
Say WEZZOWS, and hope 'e hears it
Say WEZZOWS, and hope 'e hears it
Say WEZZOWS, and hope 'e hears it
Earlye in the morning


Then follow with any/all of the following in any order your please

Feed 'em chocolate, to keep 'em happy (3x)

Chorus

Give 'em some mead, when 'e ready (3x)

Chorus

Wrap him in a kilt, and matching sporan (3x)
or ( for the Wenches ;> )
Wrap him in a kilt, Ooo it's windy! (3x)

Chorus

Check/Lift his kilt, is he Scottish (3x)

Chorus

Strap her in a bodice, pull it tighter (3x)

Chorus

Ooo look, Ive lost two sizes (3x)

Chorus

Find the Cardinal, and get his blessings (3x)

Chorus

Join the Wench guild, and show some cleavage (3x)

Chorus

Joins the Rogues guild, and play with lasses (3x)

Chorus

That's what we'll do with a playful otter,(3x)

Earlye in the morning!


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